hey tumblr when are you going to make personifications of ups and fedex to ship
you were saying
now where’s the fanfic?
FedEx and UPS lay together, enjoying the warmth of each other’s bodies.
“I sure hope this lasts longer than 5 to 7 business days” UPS thought as he laid his head against FedEx’s shoulder.
“But what if we get caught?” asked FedEx, resting his head on UPS’ chest. “We won’t” UPS assured him. “But we’ve been doing this for 8 days now! They must know something has hap-” FedEx started, but he was cut off by a firm kiss.
“You’re forgetting that today is Sunday. we don’t deliver on weekends, so we still have two days together.” UPS said, smiling slyly. FedEx stared into UPS’ eyes. ‘Two days,’ FedEx thought, ‘Two whole days left.’
“I know how we can make ample use of our time,” said FedEx, kissing UPS’ neck gently. “And we can start right now.” he finished. FedEx kissed UPS’ neck once more before moving to his collar bones. He continued down UPS’ abdomen, pausing every so often.
Beneath the sheet, FedEx could feel…
JFC tumblr, for a second I thought I couldn’t love you anymore, then you pull something like this.
Free shipping for all
I am so done with this website
All together, now.
yall are really fucking shit up for me
i thought this was gonna be a prolife post but it was literally just the cycle of chicken incubation
That got pretty horrifying
The Magic Begins → #24 A character you’d like to see more of on your dashboard: Nymphadora Tonks
I honestly think that crying over a book is one of the most prominent sign of compassion for humanity. You’re crying over someone who isn’t really there, doesn’t really exist, but you still feel for them as if you have known them your entire life.
so has anyone noticed that feferi is a lot thinner in her dream outfit
i look thinner in my dreams too
Legit question: Does this mean chubby!Feferi is at least semi-canon?
Okay, in my attempt to find out, I noticed something.
I decided to try overlaying Kanaya’s sprite over Feferi’s (I went with Kanaya because the short hair meant there was nothing to get in the way of anything). There is, at most, two pixels of difference—they’re roughly the same size.
Then I decided to try the same thing with their dreamselves, and…well, here’s what I got.
Obviously, the yellow outfit is Kanaya’s.
And notably, there’s a MUCH larger difference—it’s not that Feferi’s default sprite is unusually wide, it’s that her dreamself’s sprite is unusually thin.
Also notable is the build shown in her Alterniabound sprite. I realize these are not made by Andrew (and are different between flashes, in some cases) and are thus only quasi-canon, but Feferi’s only had one, so I think this is at least somewhat notable.
Note her build. She’s not just slim—her shoulders are angular, her arms far skinnier than one would expect.
I could say a lot about this realization. There are a lot of explanations. A lot of them aren’t very happy.
Either way…think about it for a bit.
i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”
the twilight one is like abstract poetry
If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.
"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.
"I don’t know," he sighed.
Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.
Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”
I frowned and he waited.
"My home is District 12."
Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.
I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.
He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”
I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”
He didn’t answer. He stood up.
^^^^^^^^^ holY SHIT
A romantic comedy where a girl meets a guy and really likes him, then later on meets a girl she also likes and she is tearing herself up trying to choose between the two, only to find out in the end that they were the same, genderfluid, person
I WANT THIS SO BAD
IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY
Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.
A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.
Not to mention all the other money that furries generate that go to charity:
Each year, Further Confusion donates money to selected charities. Funds are raised both from its charity auction and from a direct grant given by the convention itself. The following charities have benefitted since Further Confusion was founded:
- 1999: ($3,500) Coyote Point Museum and Therapy Pets
- 2000: ($6,000) The Cartoon Art Museum and Friends of the Sea Otter
- 2001: ($7,240) The Oakland Zoo and The Barry R. Kirshner Wildlife Foundation
- 2002: ($5,200) The Comic Book Legal Defense Fund and Tiger Touch
- 2003: ($6,000) Pets Are Wonderful Support (PAWS) and The Seymour Marine Discovery Center
- 2004: ($10,000) Bay Area Bears and The Exotic Feline Breeding Center
- 2005: ($10,000) Therapy Pets and Friends of Lulu
- 2006: ($15,000) Wildlife Companions and the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund
- 2007: ($16,000) Golden State Greyhounds and Stanislaus Wildlife Rehabilitation
- 2008: ($22,000) House Rabbit Society, Rattie Ratz, and Wildcare
- 2009: ($16,000) Mountain Lion Foundation, and Guide Dogs for the Blind
- 2010: ($18,114) Therapy Pets, Guide Dogs for the Blind, NARF Animal Rescue, Best Friends Animal Society (Haiti disaster animal rescue)
To date, the total amount donated to local charities by Further Confusion stands at $119,054.
AND AND AND! Look how happy that kid is petting the soft, big puppy! You can raise all the money in the world, but that kid will NEVER forget being able to pet the big puppy. THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why I stay a furry, despite all the negative connotations of the group. And yes, that money for charity, it’s amazing stuff.
Thought it was interesting to reblog all these listed charities. I was wondering which specific ones conventions had donated to.
This makes me happy.
Cute suit, cute moment, great cause, great fandom
I know I’ve reblogged this once, but I’m doing it again.
[EXTREMELY LOUD FALLING SOUND] that was my interest in namco high crashing
wow, yes, how disgusting, how dare a Homestuck character soil Namco High, a game where you can literally date a drum and a fucking 8-bit spaceship
im laughing so hard people are so offended abou t thIS
isn’t namco high a dating sim? doesn’t that mean you [GASP] don’t have to interact with terezi if you don’t want to? although tbh if you don’t that’s your loss but
isn’t this game made by hussie
did you seriously fucking expect hussie to help create a game that combines a bunch of different series and not include one of his own god damn characters
stop being such whiny assholes holy shit
THIS GAME IS MADE BY HUSSIE.
IS HELPING MAKE THIS FUCKING GAME.
HE IS PERFECTLY IN HIS RIGHT TO ADD HIS OWN GOD DAMN CHARACTERS.
Hogwarts Headmasters (x)